Sorry for the delay folks – still recovering from this one!! (If bleach doesn’t remove stains from the toilet bowl – what do you use?)
This week I will be brewing Imperial. The best time to have this beer is when you have run out of everything alcoholic in your house (including any kitchen cleaning products!) It can cause taste buds to vaporise, which is why this as a last resort drink!
Some people have been know to take dares and drink a whole bottle, but they have to swallow a packet of Imodium Pills straight afterwards otherwise they will have brown water flowing from their lower regions by the next morning. Other people have not been so lucky and are now unable to pee properly or worse want to drink more imperial!
You will need the following ingredients:
80 Empanadas (There are many flavours so don’t be scared and try them all)
4 Medium Sized Stray Dogs (Can be caught easily with meaty empanada trap)
10 Bottles Pisco (Seems a shame to waste it!)
50 Litres Wine (Preferably a mix of Gato Negro and Blanco)
Remove any collars (unless you want added flavour?) from dogs and liquidize. Pour into barrel with a little Pisco. Mash empanadas into pulp using the Pisco to dissolve the harder lumps. When you have a fine mush, pour in remainder Pisco. Transfer to barrel and add wine. Stir a little and place lid on barrel.
Leave the mixture in the barrel clearly marked “Poison” or “Hazardous Waste” Can be served anytime don’t forget the tip from earlier though!
Enjoy!
Join me next week for Heineken (this could be a tricky one - But I will try and enjoy the research).
This week I will be brewing Imperial. The best time to have this beer is when you have run out of everything alcoholic in your house (including any kitchen cleaning products!) It can cause taste buds to vaporise, which is why this as a last resort drink!
Some people have been know to take dares and drink a whole bottle, but they have to swallow a packet of Imodium Pills straight afterwards otherwise they will have brown water flowing from their lower regions by the next morning. Other people have not been so lucky and are now unable to pee properly or worse want to drink more imperial!
You will need the following ingredients:
80 Empanadas (There are many flavours so don’t be scared and try them all)
4 Medium Sized Stray Dogs (Can be caught easily with meaty empanada trap)
10 Bottles Pisco (Seems a shame to waste it!)
50 Litres Wine (Preferably a mix of Gato Negro and Blanco)
Remove any collars (unless you want added flavour?) from dogs and liquidize. Pour into barrel with a little Pisco. Mash empanadas into pulp using the Pisco to dissolve the harder lumps. When you have a fine mush, pour in remainder Pisco. Transfer to barrel and add wine. Stir a little and place lid on barrel.
Leave the mixture in the barrel clearly marked “Poison” or “Hazardous Waste” Can be served anytime don’t forget the tip from earlier though!
Enjoy!
Join me next week for Heineken (this could be a tricky one - But I will try and enjoy the research).
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