Kaiser Cheifs 'Angry mob' – K9’s 'Angry Dogs'

This emerged from a long car journey where Dan and I were killing time by making up our own words to songs that came on the radio. As you guessed Kaiser Chiefs were one and just had me in stitches for the remainder of the trip, as I thought up more and more pieces for it. So here’s the final version…Hope you enjoy.

Oh...and I should say no offence to the Kaiser Chiefs, I do actually like this song and many others you guys have released! And if you like and want to use this new version then help yourselves but please send me gig tickets

Also for those not familiar with the Kaiser Chiefs Angry mob song, then find it, play it and read along to the tune - It will make sense then.

I can poo anywhere
I’ll make you pick it up again and again
So I will poo everywhere
That way you will learn again and again

And it’s only ‘cos you buy the cheap crap doggy food
If you fed me something good you’d be saved
It’s only ‘cos you try to save a buck or two
It’s no excuse to say you’re on a poor wage


We could chew anything
We’ll eat all our toys again and again
So you will buy more of them
We can make you do anything we beg

If you only understood what we wanted from you
I would like to shove that clicker up you’re a***
You’re kidding yourself I still have control of you
Repeating actions is just what we do

So here we go with the walkies
Well, Can you keep up with me
Because we need all the exercise
And need to be let off the lead
So tonight we’ll sleep softly on your bed


You could try cleaning me
And no one would care apart from you and me
So you should stop cleaning me
It just makes a mess and soaks both you and me

It’s only ‘cos you bought expensive dog shampoo
If you give up now you’ll save a headache
You raise the scrubbing brush, you raise the damn shampoo
And you get a big wet tail slapped in your face

So here we go with the chase now
Can you catch up with me
The house will get real soggy
And that will be the end for me
So tonight I’ll sleep roughly in the kennel

We are the angry dogs
We eat the papers everyday
We lick who we like, we bite who we hate
But we’re also easily swayed

We are the angry dogs
We eat the papers everyday
We lick who we like, we bite who we hate
But we’re also easily swayed

We are the angry dogs
We eat the papers everyday
We lick who we like, we bite who we hate
But we’re also easily swayed

We are the angry dogs
We eat the papers everyday
We lick who we like, we bite who we hate
But we’re also easily swayed

We are the angry dogs
We eat the papers everyday
We lick who we like, we bite who we hate
But we’re also easily swayed

We are the angry dogs
We eat the papers everyday
We lick who we like, we bite who we hate
But we’re also easily swayed

We are the angry dogs
We eat the papers everyday
We lick who we like, we bite who we hate
But we’re also easily swayed

We are the angry dogs
We eat the papers everyday
We lick who we like, we bite who we hate
But we’re also easily swayed

We are the angry dogs