The Green Goblin

The Green (Blue in our case) Goblin is a super villain and has been the arch enemy of the Loveridge household for some years.

The Goblins alter ego was noticed immediately - starting it’s life spectacularly as it almost sucked the fibres from the carpet! Unfortunately this “I might be small, but I’m tough!” attitude cost him dearly. Within the first week the on/off switch broke and needed to be propped on with a lump of wood, although the Goblin carried on regardless and just saw the lump of wood as necessary accessory – like a cape or green tights I suppose.

A month later and the head breaks, the lead will not retract and you would get more sucking power from a pensioner with a boiled sweet!

Where the hell is Spiderman when you need him to eradicate this Goblin menace!

Finally after three painstaking years we gave up on Spidey, went out and bought a Dyson. As the Dyson entered the building the Goblin panicked, throwing himself off the veranda, unfortunately for him he forgot the glider!