Rare Kiwi Sighted!

Kiwis’ are endemic to New Zealand and from the genus family Apterygidae. There are a variety of species namely: Apteryx rowi, Apteryx owenii, Apteryx haastii, Apteryx australis; but little is known of this new rare species I like to call Apteryx dangerous.

It appears to have departed its homeland and has been sighted at many locations around the world. We are unsure as to how this flightless creature has travelled, but assume it is being transported by ship.

Much like its relatives Apteryx dangerous is small in size, with a very large bill so has a highly developed sense of smell. It can be distinguished by its sporadic dark brown plumage and occasional gingery coloured plumage around the facial area. It converses in a noise, which presumably can only be interpreted by other kiwis of this species, as it sounds like nonsense to the human ear. While communicating it also appears to perform in clown like actions.

Most kiwis are nocturnal, but this rare species has also been sighted during daylight. Normally in flocks of other creatures at various watering holes; which would suggest it is not shy like its relatives. In fact it could be argued it is quite the reverse, making a spectacle of itself in groups at times.

This species is remarkably resilient and adapts easily to its surroundings. It has been sighted not only in hot tropical climates but also the cooler Antarctic climate. It appears to feed on most things and has been seen quite regularly scavenging around fast food restaurants.

The last sighting, only two days ago, was in Panama, but recently Apteryx dangerous has been sighted in the UK, although it is considered a pest by UK customs officials who are regularly trying to prevent this species entering into their country.

If anyone is lucky enough to see this rare kiwi please send details, as I would be very interested, having only seen this particular species three times briefly in the last six months!

Prof M Loveridge
University of Rare Kiwi Sightings